6/25 VTB SUBARU HAIKU

    Wednesday, June 25, 2008, 11:05 AM PST [General]

    HAIKU FOR U-

    THE BUDDHA TAUGHT BUDDHISM WITH A SINCERE FLOWER-

    YAGYU SEHKISHUSAI TAUGHT SWORDSMANSHIP WITH A SINGLE FLOWER.

    NOWADAYS,

    WE DON'T HEAR OF SUCH BEUTIFULLY PROFOUND STORIES,

    BUT THE LAKERS CAN BE REBUILT WITH A SINCERE FLOWER FROM NEW JERSEY,

    LET YOUNG ANDREW BLOSSOM IN THE DOWNTOWN HOOP DOJO!

    -VTB

     

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    VTB SUBARU HAIKU

    Monday, June 23, 2008, 12:43 PM PST [General]

    LAKERS FANS….

    FEELIN YOU…..

     

    YOUR PAIN…

    THE ANGST

    THE HUMILIATION

    LOOK AT ME…..

    I’M A WRECK…

    LAKERS..

    THEY MAKE YA NUTZ….

    GAME SIX…NBA FINALS IN BOSTON.

    CLOSE-OUT GAME….

    NOBODY SHOWS UP//

    BLOWN OUT IN BOSTON BY 39..

    NO OEVOS…NO CHUTZPAH…NO GUTZ UNDER

    GLASS…

    THE MAD DEATH ENERGY..

    THE CELTICS EMBRACED THE M.D.E.

     

    I SCREAMED...

    I FOAMED AT THE MOUTH FOR THE LAKERS TO

    COME WITH THE WARRIOR GLARE..

    THE LIVE THRU DEATH..

    SHOW NO FEAR..

    ULTIMATE-SELF SACRIFICE..

    CELTICS LIVED IT..

    EMBODIED IT..

    THE HUNGAH..

     

    CELTICS HAD IT..

     

    WENT FOR THE LAKERS JUGULAR….

     

    PUT THEIR SIZE 16’S ON PURPLE AND GOLD THROATS..

     

    AND SQUEEEEZED FOR 48 MINUTES..

     

    CELTICS 131…..LAKERS 92….

     

    EVERY CELTIC STEPPED UP..

     

    THE BIG THREE..

     

    PAUL PIERCE, K.G., AND RAY-RAY..

     

    SPECTACULAR..

    THE BIG TICKET SET THE PHYSICAL TONE

    EARLY..

     

    TOTALLY WIPING OUT PAU GASOL UNDER THE GLASS

    FOR THE EASY LAY-UP..

     

    THE DYNAMIC WAS CAST..

    THE GRITTY AND TENACIOUS CELTICS WERRE

    KICKING THE LAKERS COLLECTIVE TOQUIISES.

     

    NO MERCY…..

     

    WHOOSE GUARDING RAY ALLEN?

     

    PIG MILLER…’

    NOBODY CLOSE TO RAY ALL NIGHT …

     

    FREE TO SHOOT UNCONTESTED TRAYS..

     

    AND BURY THEM..

    NBA FINALS RECORD SEVEN TRAYS…  26

    POINTS..

     

    RAY SUCKING IT UP AFTER GETTING LAMAR’S FINGER JAMMED INTO HIS EYE-BALL IN THE FIRST

    QUARTER….

     

    PRIDE OF INGLEWOOD..

    PAUL PIERCE..

     

    FINALS M.V.P..

     

    THE TRUTH MOVES INTO THE EXCLUSIVE

    COMPANY OF ELITE NBA SUPERSTAR WITH HIS

    SENSATIONAL PERFORMANCES THRUOUT THE SIX

    GAME SERIES.

     

    PAUL..17 POINTS..10 ASSISTS..

     

    CROWD-PLEASING BOOG-A-LOO ON THE CELTIC BENCH GOT THE BOSTON FANS EVEN MORE

    DELERIOUS..

     

    K.G..

     

    26 POINTS.. 14 BOARDS..

     

    7 PRIMAL SCREAMS INCLUDING THE IN THE THROES OF EUPHORIA WITH TAFOYA POST-GAME.

     

    “TOP OF THE WORLD…TOP OF THE WORLD..”

     

    K.G.’S POINANANNT BEAR-HUG OF CELTIC LIVING

    LEGEND BILL RUSSELLLL….

    A WONDERFUL MOMENT FOR THE SPORT..

     

    EVERYBODY ON THE CELTICS GOT A PIECE OF

     PURPLE AND GOLD

    RAJON RONDO..

     

    OFF THE HOOK RUN FOR RONDO..

     

    21 POINTS… 8 ASSISTS SEVEN BOARDS

     

    46 STEALS..

    STRIPPING EVERYBODY IN SIGHT..

     

    HE EVEN STRIPPED THE SOUL-PATCH OFF PHIL..

    IT WAS THAT KIND OF UGLY NIGHT..

     

    WE NOW ALL BASQUE IN THE BITTERNESSS..

     

    THE CIUDAD..

     

    WE’RE ALL MUY LOCO WITH THE LAKERS LACK OF GUTZ..

    HEART, EFFORT AND IRON WILL IN GAME SIX!!

     

    la verdad?

     

    CELTICS THE BETTER SQUAD…BUILT TO WIN IN THE MOMENT!!

     

    played suffocating dee that confounded

    even kobe..

     

    BOSTON BIG THREE BALLED LIKE CHAMPS..

     

    LAKERS BIG THREE BALLED LIKE CHUMPZ..

     

    MUCH MALIGNED BEFORE THE FINALS CELTIC

    BENCH..

     

    ROSE UP..

     

    POSEY, HOUSE, PO,…

     

    PASSIONATE PRODUCTIVITY ALONG WITH THE

    CELTICS CHARACTERISTIC GRIT..

     

    CELTICS COACHING STAFF OUT-COACHED THE

    LAKERS..

     

    PLAYERS RESPONDED TO DOC RIVERS PLEAS FOR

    PASSION Y CORIZOn..

     

    PHIL’S SERENITY CALMED THE FELLAZ…

     

    BUT THEY NEEDED LESS SERENITY..

    AND MORE INSANITY..

     

    THE LAKERS GREAT VOID..?

     

    THE WARRIOR MIND-SET..

    MUST FORGE THE IRON WILL!

     

    BIG PICTURE..

     

    ONE YEAR AGO..

     

    THE TRUTH-FINDER..

    TATHAGATA..

     

    KOBE..

     

    VENTING..

     

    DESPERATE FOR HELP..

    ANDREW BYNUM, GOT BETTER..

     

    MITHC KUPCHAK WHEELED AND DEALED…

     

    2 WINS FROM A TITLE

     

    AFTER THE ABYSSS..

     

    NOW WHAT..?

     

    PAU AND LAMAR HIT THE WEEIGHT-ROOM...

     

    MITCH GETS GUYS WHO WANNA DO THE DIRTY WORK

    A LA POSEY..A LA ARTEST .

    ADD SOME BULK..SOME TUFFNESS..

     

    SEEK THE GUYS WHO WILL GET THE LAKERS THE

    NEXT TWO WINS

     

    BLUE-COLLAR SPECIALISTSTS

     

    THE KEY..

     

    FELLAZ IMMEEERRSED IN THE WAY OF THE

    TRIANGLE OFENCE..

     

    IMMERSE THEM IN THE WAY OF THE DEE.

     

    INVEILGE CELTIC DEFENSIVE GENIOUS TOM THIBODEAUX INTO THE LAKERS MIX..

     

    PAY HIM SIX MILLION DOLLARS A YEAR..

     

    HEEZE THE NEW MINISTER OF LAKER DEFENCE..

     

    THE DEEE..

     

    WILL SET US FREEE!

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    6/20 VTB SUBARU HAIKU

    Friday, June 20, 2008, 10:22 AM PST [General]

    HAIKU FOR U-

    WINNING & LOSING IS NOT A MATTER OF BOOK LEARNING,

    IT IS A MATTER

    OF HOW MUCH BELLY YOU HAVE-

    -VTB

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    6/18 VTB SUBARU HAIKU

    Wednesday, June 18, 2008, 10:43 AM PST [General]

    HAIKU FOR U-

    LET NOTHING BIND YOU,

    TRANSCEND RIGHT AND WRONG,

    GOOD AND BAD.

    MOVE ON LIKE A SOLITARY LION.

    MAKE HEAVEN AND EARTH YOUR DWELLING RENEW!

    RENEW!

    -AWA KENZO, MASTER ARCHER.

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    6/16 VTB SUBARU HAIKU FOR U

    Monday, June 16, 2008, 11:44 AM PST [General]

    HAIKU FOR U-

    LAKERS...

    THEY ARE THE BAMBOO,

    BEND...

    DO NOT BREAK IM A BELEIVER!

    LAKERS IN SEVEN!!!!!!!

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