Why is it that great athletes just can't seem to stay retired? First there was MJ, then The Rocket (chemically enhanced or not) now it sounds like we may be able to add Brett Favre to the list.

 Why don't Danny Wuerffel or Cade McNown announce a comeback, well probably because they maxed out their potential.... Or maybe it's because these lesser known athletes knew that they weren't good enough to play forever and had an idea about what they wanted to do when their career's ended.

 So I have done Brett Favre a favor and made a list of things he can do to keep him busy while he's retired and stay involved in sports....

-Gardening...mo the lawn at Lambeau....(Not a good idea, might leave grass long in an

                                                                     attempt to injure replacement Aaron Rodgers)

-Mike Vick's accountant (I here he's looking)

-Competitive eating (Look how well it worked out for The Fridge)

-Dodgers hitting coach

-A-Rod's attorney

-Rap with Shaq

-Play BINGO/Scrabble with Julio Franco

-Play golf on the PGA (Spot open now w/o Tiger)

-Race horses (Big Brown may need a new jockey..)

-Participate in the HR Derby (Since no one else wants to)

-Come up with an alternative to the BCS

-Figure out how to make cheese a source of fuel (lower gas prices...)

just a few thoughts Brett, but I'm sure you'll figure something out...