By now I assume you've heard the Big Cactus' rap about Kobe. One thing is for sure, Maricopa County Sheriff Joe Arpaio has heard it. Sheriff Joe has gone on record stating, Shaquille O'Neal will lose his special deputy's badge in Maricopa County because of language he used in the rap video that mocks former teammate Kobe Bryant <http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/basketball/nba/players/3118> .

Arpaio claims Shaq's use of a racially derogatory word and other foul language left him no choice. Arpaio made Shaq a special deputy in 2006 and promoted him to colonel.

This got me thinking..if Joe can get his badge back, who else would like a mulligan..



Los Angeles Clippers- Drafted Michael Olowokandi 1998 first overall pick



Portland Trailblazers- Drafted Sam Bowie 1984 second overall pick in front of MJ

San Francisco Giants- Signing the wrong Barry..Zito  7yrs $126 million (13-24) 2-11 in 2008

San Diego Chargers-  Drafted Ryan Leaf ahead of Peyton Manning in 1998

ESPN-Created Bonds on Bonds and ESPN Hollywood

New York Yankees- Everyone on the current payroll and Carl Pavano and Jaret Wright and..........

New York Knicks-Letting Isaiah Thomas run the team

MLB-2002 All Star Game (the reason the game "counts" now)

Ken Griffey Jr.-Leaving Seattle and breaking down like a 68 Mustang

Kobe Bryant-Throwing everyone under the bus (Bynum, Kupchak, ...)

University of Tennessee- Allowing Bruce Pearl to wear an orange blazer

LeBron James-Being from Akron not New York

Whoever taught Curt Schilling how to use a computer-he blogs.......

Sunday NFL Countdown-Currently employ John Madden

Allen Iverson and practice-0 hrs @ practice= 0 rings

Chicago Cubs not allowing goats entry at Wrigley-last WS appearance 1945

Steve Bartman-Next time buy tickets behind home plate

Arthur Blank- Drafted dog lover Mike Vick

Ohio State- Winning the Big 10 and being forced to play in national title games

Shaq- Kazaam to name one