The Lakers would be that really popular girl that gets all the attention from the guys; the type where guys break their necks to catch a glimpse of her when she walks in a room. She wears expensive, trendy and tight fitting outfits that reveal her rack which is her one and only attractive feature; but that one feature is so supple, so ripe, so glowing that it hides the fact that she has big man hands, a flat rear and a stained and chipped glass eye.

The UCLA bruins are the plain Jane sister of a real hottie. She can be considered slightly above average all around and she has had her share of decent boyfriends. In fact, if you really look at her she is pretty attractive. The problem is you really don't pay much attention to her because her sister is so damn hot. The sister despite getting older she seems to do enough each year, (rather it be buy new clothes, tummy tuck, nose job, botox, vaginal rejuvenation/tightening) to replenish her good looks.

The Dodgers would be that good dependable girl you can bring home to mom. Had a great memorable moment back in Junior High that both of you won't forget and will forever link the 2 of you together. She's the type of girl that no matter how bad things got for her, how miserable she was or how bad she treated other people there would still be a flock of people there to support her. You would stay with a girl like this, but you are holding on for something better just in case.

 The Raiders are the old ex-chola that's been around the block a few hundreds times. She hangs out with the homies drinking forties on the front steps of a section 8 apartment building. She has soars, she picks at her scabs, smells of yeast infection medicine and breath reeks of Thunderbird. On the right night with enough help from potent liquor someone can still find her attractive. When talking to her she would always talk your ear off about how good she use to look back in the day; even has pictures to prove her point. She has an old, decrepit and senile dad that always preached to stay vertical and go deep in life; however, his daughter misinterpreted those points.

I noticed how some athletes get so much attention for doing nothing special or out of the ordinary. Something would happen and they would have a slew of reporters asking multiple questions about what might or might not have occurred. Those same reporters would continue with follow up questions until either they get what they are looking for or the athlete is aggravated to the point of a Steroid induced rage. Why do some athletes get this attention while others can walk the crowded LA streets seemingly unnoticed?

I then started thinking of my life and how much attention I get for anything even something somewhat important; I noticed none at all. I left the house the other late evening to visit my local watering hole and when I announced to my daughter I was leaving, she barely moved her head in my direction to take her eyes away from watching High School Musical 2 for 17th time. It was late and a loved one should at least care enough to say something like, be careful or take care. Going to a bar late at night many things could happen as Steven Jackson, Jamal Tinsley, Jayson Williams and Kwame Brown have proven.

This is crazy! If Kobe switches from shaving foam to gel he'll have 3 beat guys asking for a lowdown on nick and cuts. If A.Rod has insufficient bran in his diet he'll make NY Post headlines. If some big shot Sales Exec at Xtra Sports 570 announces he is having drinks at the local TGIF, he'll have half the office and all the fine, young interns by his side. All that and I can't get my daughter to offer some token bit of words to show concern for my safety. It's like this blog that nobody will read, which would validate my title.

I guess I have to come to the realization that In terms of where I am in life compared to Sports...
I am Sasha Vujacic...
I am the 3rd string punter for USC...
And probably saddest of all...
I am Isaac Lowenkron.

I dont know why I am here. I suppose to kill some time while I am at work and because Myspace is blocked as a restricted site. I was also asked to join by my brother. I guess I am hoping someone notices me on here and offers me a real job where I cant spend time messing around on the web while at work. A job like an actor, or a columnist or even a Radio Host. If people like Joe Grande and TJ Simers daughter can get a gig why cant I? In terms of acting I can play the role of a terrorist, so 24 casting personal please take notice. I can also play the role of a member of a mexican gang that has a rough exterior but has a real sweet side that is hard to get out. Really, any token minorty role in any movie would be fine. I doubt any body will spend much time reading my post but that is fine. If one person reads it and it changes their life the whole 5 minutes it took me to type it up was well worth it. Hollywood here I come.