Miller Chill Nation

    Thursday, September 6, 2007, 11:47 AM PST [General]

    Hello Amigo's! I am Miller Chill, you're Spanglish speaking, Mexican inspired Bitch Bear.. This time we're doing it "Chelada style"!

    We know that first impressions are key, so we'd like to differenciate right away from such other flavored beverages such as Smirnoff Ice, and Zima.

    No, don't be afraid men! 

    Egomaniacs! Drop your inferiority complex; be a MexiCAN, not a MexiCANT..

    Now we know we are flip-flopping big time here, but it's time to abandon our old way of thinking.

    From this point on there are NO more "Man Law's".. After all, our company's previous campaign of Man Law's included such insecurities as “don’t fruit your beer”. So bring back the red party cups! And while you're at it, lets get in touch with the rest of our inner-selfs.

    Real men -Like Matt "Money" Smith- aren't afraid to share an umbrella with another man, or use "Emoticons" :-) , or even pickup seashells as they walk down the sandy beach's, or should I say "Las Playas".  So it's needless to say, for such men, there is no hesitation when it comes to strapping on that skirt and chugging down that pure Miller Chill refreshment in front of ones peers.

    Join Miller Chill Nation! Help spread the word, so that one day there will be no more need to brown bag me, or hide me from your friends.. Give in, amigo's! 

     

      

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