Remember the day that when you wanted to get someone in trouble you could cry sexual harassment? Well harassment got replaced by accusing a person of being a racist. The Mitchell Report was a load of garbage, that will ultimately be the start of a witch hunt that will run rampant throughout ALL sports, not just baseball. All the report will accomplish is people pointing fingers and accusations of illicit drug use. 

If you go 0-5 at the plate just point at the opposing pitcher and say steriods. This will take all the heat off of you for being a poor hitter long enough for you to sign a new contract. While this is going on the poor pitcher will have to prove his innocence for being so dominant. As we all know people are innocent until proven guilty except in the court of public opinion.

No longer will young kids watch in awe of a star quarterback throw for 5 touchdowns. Instead, this will be replaced by doubts of whether or not his hero is juicing up(Brett Farve)(Sorry, that was uncalled for.). Maybe we can include the number of clean drug tests on the back of his trading card along with his other impressive stats.

All of this from one worker that bitched out a bunch of names, implicating numerous baseball players. Now if you think this will solve rampant steroid and HGH use in sports you'd be wrong. Maybe we should just replace all players with robots then we can rest assured that they are all clean.  Then a new Mitchell report will come out stating that 30%-40% of tested robots failed their oil tests. Ahhh, the hell with it, this is turning into more of a rant then a blog so I'll end it by saying "Duralube" is tracable, but "Slick 50" is still undetectable.