hmmmmmmmmm, convince you to be my friend...going to be tough but here goes....

i think you should make me your friend because i am a big fat loser. I will rat you out if necessary to save my own skin and sell you down the river if it is my best interest or in any way profitable to me. Based upon those factors alone, WON'TCHA be my friend, friendo?

Waazuup Law. I saw that you are on my friends list today and wanted to say welcome aboard bro'. Talk to you soon.