I'm now obsessed with wives of current & former New York Yankee's.  I am, I admit it.

Don Mattingly never brought the Yankee's a World Series but he was Donnie Baseball. He's a decent looking guy.  He was a New York Yankee.  This is his soon to be ex-wife Kimberly Mattingly.

Why can't these guys pull any talent?  What's been going on in New York?

I don't care about the Roger Clemens sterioids story; I want a full inquiry into why all these current & ex New York Yankee's are with beat woman.

The Bronx is burning was a cool documentary but I want a follow up show specifically on the woman.  Why can't these guys marry a hottie?

I'm really not a mean spirited guy.  I was alway jealous of ball players because I thought even the ugly, stupid ones screwed 8's and 9's.  I figured a guy like Mattingly could take his pic of top models, obviously not.  I was wrong.

Not only is she beat but this is a mug shot after being arrested for tresspassing on Don's property. She cost him a better job with the Los Angeles Dodgers.  Thanks Kim, have another.

She might be the first person to overdose on Botox.

I honestly wanted to find out what Andy Pettite said to Congress today.  That's all.  Wasn't looking to make fun of anyone, no Patriot jokes and then I came across this picture of Pettite walking into court with his wife. 

What an angry bitter looking woman.  Why did they cast Glenn Close in 101 Dalmations when this beauty was available?  He won multiple World Series titles with the New York Yankees, the NEW YORK YANKEES, and this is what he pulls?  Are you kidding me?

She looks like my maid when I told her I forgot to go to the bank, can I pay her next week. Andy ain't going to jail lady, relax. Smile.  Mix in a lip gloss or two. 

Pettite needs to quit spending so much time with Roger Clemens and hang with Derek Jeter or A-Rod.  I bet Andy pitches into his 60's with that beaut sitting at home waiting for him to retire.

Andy, any one of Jeters leftovers are 1000 times better then what you're pulling. That's what A-Rod's wife should look like when she see's pictures of her husband with a hooker on the cover of the NY Times not your wife Andy.  Wow.

Laurena Bobbitt, that's who she reminds me of.  Doesn't she? She looks fricking crazy.  What did Pettite get himself into? Get the hell away Andy, you're a New York Yankee.  Hideki Matsui is pulling hotter woman then you..... that sucks.

Leo Fiyalko, 92, a legally blind guy (and almost legally dead) in Florida hit a hole in one. Yeah I know, it was a 110 yard par 3. Just a typical short par three blue hair course but it was still a hole in one. Gramps used a 5-iron which is a little better then that 100 year old gal who used a Driver on some par 3 12 yard course and got her 13th ace.

Did his seeing eye dog select the club from his bag too?  

I hate reading these stories.  Why don't they tell me what Leo hit on the way home.  I don't care what he hits off the tee, I want to know what he hit at Main St & 4th Ave.  If this old guys wants to brag about his golf then I want CSI: Florida all over this guys front bumper of the 1963 tank he drives.  Blood, paint, fruit stands, mountain bikes, orange construction cones, you name it.  Come on old man.  You wanna rub it in the face of us young golfers, bring it on.

Did he buy everyone in the club house a cup of hot water and a used tea bag?     

I can't stand the NCAA; they treat Student-Athletes like slave laborers, they really do.  So a kid gets two free tickets to the Lakers-Nuggets game, so what? To avoid suspension, Mayo must donate $460 to a charity right away. Where does a College Student just get $460 out of nowhere?  He can't hold a job, at least just yet. If he had the extra cash he probably wouldn't need free tickets, right?

Sorry but am I the only one that believes coming up with the $460 so fast was probably a bigger NCAA violation then getting two free tickets to a Lakers game?  Isn't Mayo going to the same school, USC, where a football player was recently accused of getting over 300K in improper payments?

We're not stupid people, at least I'm not.

I admit it, I'm a Green Bay Packers fan.  As a So Cal native, I was bummed when the Rams left for St. Louis. So I basically adopted my wife's team.... the Packers which makes the In-Laws & family back in WI like me more too. So I was rooting for the Packers to beat the NY Giants.  I've always hated the NY Giants... those obnoxious New Yorkers, hate them. Giants pulled it out and we all know they deserved it more then Green Bay.  Congratulations NY Giants.  Thank you very much New York Giants.  You're now the appetizer of the greatest team ever put together, the New England Patriots, instead of my team.

I never saw any footage of the tiger that mauled the stupid kid at the SF Zoo but I suspect it will look similar to Super Bowl Sunday.

As much as I wanted the Packers to beat the NY Giants, I'm not that sad.  At least now I can spend my Super Bowl Sunday watching a team I hate get there ass handed to them by the best team in the NFL... best team in NFL history.

Thank you Eli & Caughlin, you made my Super Bowl Sunday!