I feel bad for Javon Walker. Ouch. Someone going lead pipe to your eye socket has to feel below average. I also hope Javon gets his memory back because the story he's telling the cops right now about what happened last Saturday night makes O.J. Simpson seem believable.
Javon Walker is telling the police he got robbed in his room and then somebody dragged him out of the Bellagio, drove him away and then left him on the street. What? Dude, you need to stop renting weekend at Bernie's so often. Nobody dragged you out of that hotel. Nobody in there right mind would carry you thru the Bellagio unconscious with a divot in your face. Ball doesn't lie and neither does the 2,000 plus camera's located in the Bellegio-- none of which collaborate your story.
Let's take a closer look at the picture above of Javon Walker from the night in question. I think I solved this crime in two seconds. He's dancing alone with a smile on his face. I got it, I got it. Javon was rolling that night. He was on ecstasy. I'm 99.99% certain. Hey, I'm not ridiculing him for it and I'm certainly not encouraging the drug. I'm just stating the obvious. The only way you're as happy as Javon looks dancing alone in a Vegas night club at 3:30 in the morning is if you've swollowed an e tab or two 60 minutes earlier. That's all I'm saying; an open and shut case. He was rolling on ecstasy and blacked out and then got robbed. Damn, where is your posse when you really need them?
What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas.... including Javon's watch and gobs of cash. Tough luck Javon but it's not too late to come clean with the truth. Paul Tagliabue might take a bit more of your jack for rolling that night but come clean buddy. We'll respect you more for it.
Just tell us the truth, you were rolling on e tabs and have no idea how you ended up on the street looking like Stuart Scott trying to catch a football.
Let's this be a lesson to you weekend druggie's, never roll with too much bling or a bunch of cash in your pocket. I deserve my own practice.....
