TMI Jason Giambi, TMI! Thank god I wasn't eating or drinking anything at my computer when I came across this story about Jason Giambi & his lucky underwear.  Thank god I don't live in New York and read the Daily News everyday; I should probably count my blessings more often.

The Daily News reports that Jason Giambi often wears a gold thong under his uniform pants when trying to snap out of a slump. Great.  Thanks Daily News, way to crack a big story.  Nice job.  I didn't know Harvey Levin was also Editor of your crummy newspaper.

Gas is about $20 a gallon, Hillary is about to crash out of the Presidential Election any minute, and this story makes your Front Page? If the Daily News hasn't hit rock bottom, they're definitely in the warning track right now.

I'm going to give 70% of the blame on this story getting out to the Daily News.  Great work guys, don't you have some Aliens to show us?  Kirstie Alley's cottage cheese ****? Isn't Brittany four wheeling in Costa Rica with Mel Gibson right now?  Go after the important stuff will you please. F'ing A.

Now Jason Giambi also needs to be held accountable for making me almost yack all over my desk.  Come on dude, keep this to yourself. You're a big leaguer.  You've come a long way since your Steriod scandal.  You were making such great progess, not at the plate, but great progress with your image.  You had the greatest motto of all time, remember?  "Party like a rock star, hammer like a porn star, rake like an all-star".  That was your motto, wasn't it?  Was the last part cut off? You know where you "dress like Patrick Swayze". Dammit Giambi, what the hell happened? And you took Jeter & Damon down with you by saying they've worn that marble sack too.  You're going to wish the press was talking about your steriod use now you idiot. You really messed up this time... again!

Now that the cat is out of the bag, I'm sure reporters and camera's will stay away from your locker after another 0-4 night, right? Wrong. If a paparrazzi catches you anywhere near a gold pair of underwear you're thru.  Trust me, they'd rather see you in a gold thong than Ashley Dupre right about now.

The only one happy about this little incident is Alex Rodriguez.  I guess we can't make fun of him sunbathing shirtless in Central Park if you're wearing a gold banana sack in the Yankee's locker room, can we? Things are starting to finally go your way Alex, who would have figured?

"I was blown away," Yankees broadcaster and former big league pitcher David Cone said with a smile. "You've got to be pretty confident in yourself to let that one out."  Hey Cone, you've gotta be pretty confident to ever use the word blow in a sentence. You do remember playing on those legendary Mets teams,  don't you David? Look at what you did Giambi. David Cone said "blow" and it didn't faze anyone. Right past everyone except me, of course.

You're in a big mess buddy, better start hitting.  That's all I've got to say Jason, better start hitting.